Beverly Hills Chihuahua Review

Published by Jeff Leins on: October 12th, 2008

When Beverly Hills Chihuahua hit theaters last weekend, I was faced with a personal dilemma. As someone who values professionalism and journalistic integrity, I felt a certain obligation to review the kid pic, especially after it became the number one movie in the country. But at the same time, I couldn’t bring myself to actually waste 90 minutes of my time watching it when I could be doing… well, anything else.

So I called upon my friend and sometimes guest review Jeremy to step up to the plate. Take one for the team. After all, he owns three chihuahuas of his own. If any rational adult could endure the torture of these talking animals, it would be him.

Unfortunately he declined, saying “Not only no, but hell no.”

“Now what?” we thought to ourselves. How will we let the masses know what to expect when paying hard-earned money for Disney’s dog movie? We brainstormed for even longer than it would have taken us to just watch the movie. That’s how much we didn’t want to see this thing. But, as we approached hour three and beer eleven, we came up with a solution.

One of Jeremy’s own chihuahuas would watch the movie and write a guest review of his own. We did not censor or edit the content in any way, we simply kept his little paws on the keyboard. So without further ado, I present to you Rowdy’s Review:

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1 out of 5.