Walker and Christensen Go ‘Bone Deep’

Published by Jeff Leins on September 5, 2008

Paul Walker and Hayden Christensen have signed to star alongside previously hired Matt Dillon in the crime thriller Bone Deep.

Maybe I’m just being juvenile, or maybe I’m with the rest of America in thinking, “Wow, that movie needs a new title.”  Contrary to popular belief, this isn’t gay porn, it’s the “hip hop version of Heat” according to another actor in the movie, some douche who only goes by the initials T.I.

Another actor/rapper?  The whiny kid who sort of ruined Star Wars?  The guy from Fast and the Furious?  Who’s not excited about going (to) Bone Deep?

Damon stars as a “hard-boiled detective” that interrupts the plans of a $20 million bank heist.  Christensen will play a rookie detective and Walker the leader of the robbers.

Look at that picture from the Hollywood Reporter.  The two guys look almost identical.  Am I the only one who thinks the twist will be they’re actually the same person?  I’m not even convinced they’re two separate people in real life.  Look at them, staring right at you with those blue eyes.  It’s like they’re thinking one thing at the same time… “bone deep.”