DOA Trailer and Posters

Published by Jeff Leins on May 29, 2007

The trailer and posters are out for “DOA: Dead or Alive,” a movie based on a combat fighting video game, similar to Street Fighter. And I’m sure you remember that Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat were two of the worst movies ever to assault the senses. Not to mention the sequels they somehow managed to spawn, which made me lose IQ points.

Well, DOA is basically more of the same, only now it’s borderline porn. This giant mistake has been out for a while on the Internet apparently, though I haven’t dropped to a level of boredom where I would actually watch it. I imagine that wanting to see this would fall below even saying, “We could always play Monopoly?”

I present to you, this years Razzie Award for Worst Picture. This movie is going to be so awful it might come full circle and start being awesome again. Larry the Cable Guy’s movies will look like the Godfather next to this awful waste of everyone’s time.

DOA is due out on June 15th, so it somehow escaped the direct-to-dvd release it was doomed for. Though it might not even last until Sunday of that weekend. This release date puts it up against Nancy Drew in a strange battle between an innocent teenage detective and arena-fighting naked volleyball sluts. Well, if I put it that way, it sounds pretty hot…